The first Google Phone is here and it looks pretty sweet!

PETA wants Ben and Jerry's to start using HUMAN MILK!

Wanna change the world? Google wants to help you!

You know you woke up wondering who the sexiest men over 50 are! Here's a list!

If you get arrested, don't make things worse by FARTING on the cop, like this guy:

David Blaine has been dangerously hanging upside down for a while, attempting 60 hours...SO...we hung SONIC in studio to see what the efffects were.  Watch the video below, WITH CAUTION!

Apparently fat is now GOOD for you. I hope the story's true because it ends with a recipe for BACON MAYONNAISE!

MSNBC has a list of the 8 Worst Things You Can Eat For Breakfast"


This dude has a $100,000 Lego collection! And he's married! Check it out!


Are you going through a break up? Here are 10 songs to get you through it!

The 10 Commandments of dropping 10 pounds.

What you dream may be influenced by what you smell!

If you are a dog owner that doesn't pick up your dog's poop...justice is coming.

If you're a working mom you should check out the 101 best companies for YOU to work for.

And your daily awesomeness:

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You heard right, Disneyland is giving everyone free admission on their birthday in 2009, all you have to do is SIGN UP.

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BACON WINS HOG CALLING CONTEST
In an interesting slice of irony, Jolee Bacon won first place Saturday in the 4-H hog calling competition at the Idaho Nez Perce County Fair. She has raised several champion pigs for 4-H contests. Bacon says she calls pigs every morning and night with her 9-year-old daughter, Jacey. Bacon won the crown over as she started her hog call with a few loud snorts and a long, drawn-out "sooey."
http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2008/09/21/1894421-woman-named-bacon-wins-idaho-hog-calling-title

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NO UNDIE SUNDIE BANNED
An Australian club has halted a promotion offering free drinks to girls who took off their underwear and showed them to all the other customers. The "No Undie Sundie" at the Saint Hotel in Melbourne, Australia, offered $50 worth of drinks to girls who whipped off their garments and hung them over the bar. The event was criticised by women protection groups, and reported to the Liquor Licensing Bureau.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3012187.html?menu=news.quirkies

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DRUNK MOTHER #949-209-20-2
An Oklahoma City mother was charged Monday with child neglect after neighbors found her 3-year-old son wandering around the parking lot of their apartment complex with beer in his bottle. Rose Adame, 32, was so intoxicated she could not stand June 21st when police arrived at her apartment complex. According to court papers, she even tried to grab the beer-filled baby bottle so she could drink it. Adame later told police she had been sick and drank about a dozen beers. Two neighbors spotted the boy and called police. Adame faces up to life in prison and a $5,000 fine if convicted.
http://newsok.com/article/3298350?topten_check=yes

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WON'T CHA BE MY NEIGHBOR...
A fight broke out between two people attending a baby shower on Sunday. One woman was knocked unconscious with a shovel and a man allegedly threatened the gathered friends and family with a shotgun. A 40-year-old woman was charged with aggravated assault while the woman's 35-year-old husband was charged with third-degree felony aggravated assault for his role in the brawl. Police say the man also resisted arrest, for which he was also charged with interference with an arresting officer.
http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_10494330

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Top ten foods to boost sexual desire

1. Rhodiola: It is promoted as a natural libido tonic for men and women.
Rhodiola is an ''adaptogen'' herb, which is believed to address the
underlying causes of declining sexual appetite. It is popular in Russia,
where it is traditionally used to promote sex drive and keep the aging
process at bay.

2. Oysters: Recent studies have shown that oysters are rich in rare amino
acids that can trigger increased levels of sex hormones.

3. Epimedium: Epimedium is said to treat fatigue and improve sexual function
by altering specific hormone levels.

4. Yohimbe Bark: Deriving from a tall evergreen tree native to western
Africa, the Yohimbe bark has traditionally been used to boost sexual desire
and treat erectile dysfunction.

5. Goji Berries: The goji berry is said to improve fertility and sexual
performance, as well as benefiting liver function and circulation.

6. Chinese Ginseng: Ginseng is a natural stimulant, which can be enjoyed as a
tea or food supplement, and is said to boost libido and sexual stamina.

7. Truffles: Truffle has therapeutic and aphrodisiacal properties.

8. Strawberries: The fruit''s powerful effect has been noted since ancient
Roman times.

9. Ginkgo Biloba: Ginkgo Biloba reportedly improves blood circulation,
thereby increasing the supply of oxygen to the heart and brain. The effect of
this is also considered beneficial in the treatment of male impotence, making
the plant extract popular with older males.

10. Spanish Fly: The male Spanish fly releases a powerful chemical to seduce
its female counterpart. The drug is a popular aphrodisiac among humans.

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And Finally..Enjoy Ninja CatL:

Rookie Padres Took Some Hazing. Brutal.

Some members of the San Diego Padres endured a little hazing following their game against the Colorado Rockies Wednesday. It involved an interesting change in uniforms.

The Padres rookies were dressed up in "Hooters" outfits, and seen in public at the Denver ChopHouse and Brewery.

A FOX 31 News viewer snapped the photo of the Padres rookies following their 1-0 loss to the Rockies at Coors Field.

The viewer says that one of the Padres' veteran players went into the establishment first, to check to make sure it would be okay if the rookies went inside... dressed as they were.

The sight of the Padres rookies certainly raised some eyebrows in downtown Denver.

San Diego's next game was scheduled in Washington, D.C. against the Nationals Friday, September 19.


Message Boards | Colorado Rockies News


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MOTHER'S MILK TO HIT A RESTAURANT MENU
Here's a taste treat you've most likely had before, but don't remember.... A Swiss restaurant is stirring up the culinary community by announcing it will serve meals cooked with human breast milk. Owner of the Storchen restaurant, Hans Locher, said his specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces will contain at least 75% of mother's milk. Locher attracted the attention of the media all over the country this week after he posted ads looking for women donors, who will receive five and a half dollars for 14 ounces of their breast milk. Locher says mother's milk always needs to be mixed with a bit of whipped cream, in order to keep the consistency. While food control authorities never thought they would have to rule on mother's milk, it's not on the list of banned species such as ape and primate milk.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/
2976181/Swiss-restaurant-to-serve-meals-cooked-with-human-breast-milk.html

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TEXTING WHILE DRIVING WORSE THAN DRIVING DRUNK
According to studies done by the Transport Research Laboratory, texting behind the wheel is more dangerous than driving while under the influence of alcohol or marijuana. The study was carried out using young drivers aged 17-24 using a simulator that clocked reaction time behind the wheel. The test found that while drivers were writing or reading text messages, their reaction time slowed by 35%. In comparison, reaction time deteriorated by 21% for those under the influence of marijuana, and by 12% at the legal alcohol limit. The lab also found that steering control worsened by 91% for those who were distracted by texts, compared to 35% when marijuana was involved. The tests also showed that texters were less able to maintain safe distances from other cars and they tended to drift out of their lane more often. Nearly half of all drivers aged 18 to 24 admit to texting while driving.
http://www.itpro.co.uk/606291/texting-worse-than-drinking-while-driving

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SUCK IT PETA! PLANTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
Aspirin is one of the most popular pain remedies used by people, but it turns out that plants like it, too! Researchers at the National Center for Atmospheric Research were surprised to discover that stressed plants produce an aspirin-like chemical that can be detected in the air above the plants. The chemical may be a sort of immune response that helps protect the plants, the scientists speculated. The finding raises the possibility that farmers, forest managers and others may eventually be able to start monitoring plants for early signs of a disease, an insect infestation or other types of stress. As it stands now, one doesn't know the plant is stressed unless there is some kind of outward sign such as brown or droopy leaves, for example. Previous studies have shown that plants being eaten by animals also produce chemicals that can be sensed by other plants nearby. In addition to having an immune-like function, the chemical may be a means for plants to communicate to neighboring plants, warning them of the threat. The new findings, announced Thursday by NCAR in Boulder, Colo., were published in the journal Biogeosciences.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SCI_PLANTS_ASPIRIN?SITE=PAPIT&SECTION=NATIONAL&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

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THE STATE OF MARRIAGE
According to the findings of a new national survey commissioned by PARADE and featured in this Sunday's issue:

49% of Americans have a "loving and joyful" marriage

30% enjoy a "peaceful coexistence."

7% describe their marriage as "unhappy" or "hostile."

When asked how they felt about their marriage:

57% said, "I'm happy,"

30% said, "I think it's fine."

56% would "definitely" marry the same person again

26% "probably" would.

Why did you stay married?

71% said "deep love"

73% citing "companionship."

30% admitted they remain married either because of financial reasons or because "it's too much trouble to get out."

75% reported that their sex lives were reasonably fulfilling

25% said sex was only on the "tolerable" to "terrible" end of the spectrum.

31% said they are having sex less than once a month

27% answered "at least a few times a week."

60% of men said they don't have sex enough

51% of women said they don't have sex enough

Reasons why Americans do not have sex more often:

50% of the men said it was because their spouse wasn't interested,

21% of women said it was because their spouse wasn't interested.

25% said they had lost sexual interest in their husbands or often were angry with them - or both.

25% of men admitted to having sex outside their marriage

15% of women admitted to cheating

61% of the men who cheated, did so with two or more partners

14% of the men who cheated say they'd had sex with 5 or more partners

55% of women who cheated, had sex with only one person outside their marriage.

63% said they'd try to save their marriage if a spouse was unfaithful;

26% would consider divorce.

9% would leave immediately.

38% have occasionally thought of leaving their spouses.

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HOW ATTACHED ARE YOU TO YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS?

Marketing Evaluations, The Q Scores Company, has released data on which fans have the strongest emotional attachment to their series.

According to the company, the index" indicates the commitment that key viewers have to continue watching a show into the future." The higher the number, the greater the attachment.

Here are the other most popular series in terms of emotional attachment:

1. CBS Survivor: Micronesai with 177

2. NBC' "Heroes" with 153

3. Fox's "House" with 149

4. CBS' "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" with 147

5. CBS Survivor: China 145

6. ABC's "Grey's Anatomy" with 142

7. CBS' "Criminal Minds" with 138

8. The CW's "Supernatural" with 135

9. (tie) CBS' "NCIS" and NBC Sunday Night Football, each with 132

11. ABC's "Desperate Housewives" with 130

12. CBS' "The Unit" with 128

13. CBS' "Ghost Whisperer" with 127

14. CBS' "Without a Trace" with 125

15. (tie) NBC's "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" and ABC's "Brothers & Sisters," each with 124

17. NBC's "The Office" with 123

18. (tie) Fox's "Prison Break" and NBC's "Life," each with 122

20. NBC's "ER" with 120

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Thanks to Listener Steven for giving me the heads up on this very cool video: